Hello, Thanks for checking me out.

 I live in Orange and I have a quite clean room for you in my private home.

Who Am I?

 I am a classy, intelligent women who is way over 52.  
 I also speak English!! 
 I Love People - any age or color or Race.
 I have been doing this work for over 16 yrs.
 I am not  dumb,  gullible or desperate. 
 I truly Love what I do and you will know that when you come to see me.

I am VERY Playful and I love to kid around but I won't take any crap.   
The photos posted are the real me and current. 

MY PRICES ... $70 or $120
For 1 hour of my Time
My FEE is $120  -  
( No Tipping required) for 50 to 60 minutes  Try to be on time but not early I run a tight ship. lol  
For 30 mins. of my Time ...... $70
 I will do a 30 min. massage for $70 plus the cost of my manscaping service check it out below. 

NO SHOWS!! piss me off....  you will be recorded in my phone and I will not book you again, so be respectful and call and cancel if you can't make it.  

 At the bottom of the page are more complete details of what I do during your massage. 

Up-Date......Weight Limit!! 
 I am sorry - I will no longer be taking men who weigh over 300 lbs. unless you are 6'4" and your weight fits your height.   I am afraid  my table will collapse and someone will get hurt in the fall.    Thanks for understanding.

 I will see  (ages 20 to 85) No one over 85, I think I killed my 89 yr old guy back in Chicago, never saw him again.   

 Times to Call.............
 Call or Text.... early around 8:30   especially for  my first appts.  at 10:30 or 12:00 am! once the time passes it's gone.

 I am more flexible from 1:30 to 4pm

***Call early 8:30 - 9 am ***
Cell  Number ....is below keep reading!!

 Monday - to Friday... 
NO Week-Ends!!

My New Appt. Times are........

10:30  am -through to  4:00 pm
Monday Tues. and Friday.
Late Days 
Wed & Thursday ONLY
11:00 to 6:00 pm

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IMPORTANT... worst part of my job is this!!
MAKE SURE YOUR BUTT IS CLEAN.... 
I will be massaging and putting my hand in your butt crack and on your private area so please be clean - nothing is worse than a smelly butt and hot oil :( 

 Hmmm what makes it smell? .... you going to the toilet, you passing gas in your car on your way over to see me or just sweating between your butt crack while sitting at work or in your car. LOL 

So for those of you who tell me I just took a shower that is not always the problem solver.

I have baby wipes if you need them in the bathroom. Thanks

  What I Offer in My Sessions.........

I Am the Butt Specialist because I massage your gluts. (that doesn't mean I stick things UP your Butt !!  I will massage all around the outer rim of your butt,  therefore, my massages are on the sensual side  :)

1. My massages include... Neck to Ankles * deep tissue, swedish to soft massage
Upper & Lower back * Shoulders * Traps * Gluts and Inner Thighs, Quads, Hamstrings and Calves.

2, My sessions are Not all serious - I am very caring, funny and loving.  
3.  I really enjoy kissing on you ( your face & neck it's my favorite part- especially if you are clean shaven. I LOVE it. That is the best part of my massage for me personally.
5. Please request any sore areas.

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  VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW!!! 
1. I am NOT full service and never will be!
2. I Don't offer anything oral.
3. NO WEEK-ENDS sooooooo Please don't call or text me.
 I am  with my Family so No exceptions.

 4. I won't massage topless or remove my clothes so please don't ask. I wear cute sexy tops so that will have to do.

5.  NO! OUT CALLS or LATE EVENING CALLS.
6. If you call on a blocked or private number be prepared to leave a number, NO Number No Massage!!

   Please call during business hrs. thanks..

Stop!!! Did You Read everything?
 Okay my number is below now you can call. 

Let me know what  DIRECTION you are coming from.....

South on 55 Fwy..  Exit Chapman go East
North on 55 Fwy .. Exit 17th st. go East
East on 22 Fwy ..... Exit Tustin turn L -North
I Live in a Private Home in Orange........
please let me know what directions you are coming from and I will text driving instructions and address  the day of your appt. 

Check out my Man Scaping website... 

 Click Here....www.losethehair.blogspot.com

Important Message;
Please DON'T call or text me after 8pm!!  Don't call me at 1- 2 am or 3:30 am... Don't leave a message either.   I'm asleep!!  Can you wait and call me in the morning after 8:am. 
  
 I DON"T turn off my phone.Thanks

 Call After 8:30 am  (480 347 7500 ) 

480 347 7500

Thanks Carol 

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FOR A GOOD LAUGH..... If this is you,  please don't take offense - just don't do it again!!!

Welcome to my world!!!

THEN GO TO WEBSITE FOR MORE LAUGHS!!
To all my blog followers I will be posting some more Dumb Ass 
stuff very soon.... it never ends :) 
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   BELOW READ ABOUT A BRAGGER...........

I GET A TEXT MESSAGE.......

??? I have a question for you. Have you ever seen a 14 inch penis?

Me.. No I guess I haven’t … why?

??? I Have a 14” –Give me a minute, I will send you a photo.

Me… Wow I am impressed!! ( Don’t know if it was really him or not)

14 Inches, well in 16 years in this business I have never seen anything that size.

Why don’t you bring that thing over here and I will take a photo of it for the cover of my book lol

?? … Your Book?? it’s gets 16 ½ when I am fully hard.

Me … Oh Okay Ha ha ha

?? What would you like to do with it??

Me… I would like to beat it with my paint stick or leather strap LOL

???... Wouldn’t you like to just jump on it and ride it all night long??

Me…. Hell NO, I don’t care what size it is…. I don’t do that and I am Not interested but I Have a Mare out back you can ride.

Needless to say he never came to see me!! 
 BOY  these guys and their BS!! BIG BRAGGERS!!

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