I AM BACK IN AZ from Calif.

 I am now in San Tan Valley (Johnson Ranch) just south-east  of Queen Creek . To Far?? I will have another location in N. Phx around July 15th. Where?? I am not sure yet, I will let you know.

Hello Guys, hope all is wonderful with you today!   
  I Offer a great massage with lots of fun and excitement because I really enjoy what I do.

I know this is a long website but take your time going through it. Know who you're going too and what I offer before you contact me. I'm not a phony and I have some nice surprises.


How can I say this without 

implying something perverted even thought I am a big pervert at my age :) 

You will leave happy, smiling or relaxed because .... I'm funny, 
easy to talk too and I care about you! 
For those of you who ask do I ONLY do butts? No!! I do a FULL body massage spending about 20+ mins on your butt (glut area) the rest of the time I am massaging you or teasing the crap out of you!!  
So I am a big tease there is nothing wrong with that!!  I really enjoy kissing on your face, cheeks, & neck, it's my favorite part- especially if you are clean shaven. I LOVE it. Come and see what I mean, it's really fun! 
I don't kiss below your waist...sorry. *
 Please request any issues or sore areas.


PLEASE READ EVERYTHING BEFORE CALLING ME...... 
I really get tired of Guys who ask me basic questions when everything is right here. It's worth 5 mins of your time so you don't look like a dumb ass... THANKS :)

MY LOCATION   San Tan Valley, AZ
I have a quite clean room and Yes it is in a PRIVATE HOME!  
 Who Am I?
I am a classy, intelligent women.
  
 I also speak English!! 

 I Love People - any age or color or Race.

 I have been doing this work for over 20 yrs.

Author: The Penis Book "Best of Show" EBOOK coming soon
Consultant; On Relationships & Men's Health 

 I'm over 60 so if you are looking for a young lady call someone else.

I am NOT, dumb,  gullible or desperate. 

 I truly Love what I do and you will know that when you come to see me.

 I am VERY Playful and I love to kid around but I won't take any crap.  

The photos posted are the real me and current. 

MY PRICES ...   
 60 mins. Full Body Massage $100 cash
(30 mins on back and 30 on front

 45 mins  Full Body Massage  $80 cash
25 mins on back & 20 on front

 30 min; lower body only Massage $70 cash
15 mins on back & 15 on front

30 min: Only $60 with a TRIM
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 Call or Text after 
9 am  for same day appts....don't email me.

My Cell Number is below ....almost done keep reading!!

Days I Work ..... 
Monday to Friday is 11:00 to 5:00 pm
  
Call early at (9am don't wait til 12 to call)

No Saturdays (at this time maybe later)

NO SUNDAYS ..   
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IMPORTANT... worst part of my job is this!!
MAKE SURE YOUR BUTT IS CLE
AN.... 

I will be massaging and putting my hand down around your butt crack so please be clean - nothing is worse than a smelly butt and hot oil :( 
I have baby wipes if you need them in the bathroom. 
My NOSE Thanks You.....

If you need a trim or shave I also offer Manscaping..
From your Head to Toes or Just Grooming your Private Area!
Check out my Manscaping website... 
Click Here....www.losethehair.blogspot.com

5 Things I WON'T DO....... ******************************************************
  VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW!!! 
1.  I am NOT full service.

2.  I Don't offer oral sex. 


3. I Don't massage NUDE  

4.  NO! OUT CALLS or LATE EVENING CALLS.


5. If you call on a blocked or private number I probably won't answer because it's usually weirdos.  



   Please call during business hrs. thanks..
Not at 12 pm or 5 am, I am asleep.

Stop!!! One last important thing to read...

  
NO SHOWS!!  be respectful and call and cancel if you can't make it.  

Important Message: Don't be a Dumb Ass!!

 My hours are 11 to 5pm   Please, Don't call or text me at 9pm, Midnight-  1- 2 am or 3:30 am...    I'm NOT available. 
 Can you wait and call me in the morning after 9 am. to set up a time.   

 Reminder......... before you call me
1. Please call or text me in the morning after 9 am. with your NAME!! and Info of what U want.

2. It's Simple: If you are Texting me: tell me
  ( how long of a massage or what trimming u need. What town or area are you coming from)

3. Look at my times & prices it's all here!
$100 -$80 or $70  - Times: 11am to 5pm

4. Look at where I am located and Google map it for distance, I am Not a GPS or know how long it's going to take you to get to me.

Location is San Tan Valley
Approx. location: E. Saddle Way {Johnson Ranch}
Hunt Hwy & Rittenhouse /Gary  


The Day of your appt. I will send you the address and directions.

   (480 347 7500 )  480 347 7500
carolcook49@gmail.com
480 347 7500

Thanks Carol --  Let's have fun !!


Manscaping website... 



carolcook49@gmail.com for questions only NO appts thanks!


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FOR A GOOD LAUGH..... If this is you,  please don't take offense - just don't do it again!!!

Welcome to my world!!!

THEN GO TO WEBSITE FOR MORE LAUGHS!!
To all my blog followers I will be posting some more Dumb Ass 
stuff very soon.... it never ends :) 
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READ ON, MY Funny  Dumb-Ass Blog....  is at the very bottom after the guy who brags he is 16 1/2" hard.  
  BRAGGER...........

I GET A TEXT MESSAGE.......
??? I have a question for you. Have you ever seen a 14 inch penis?

Me.. No I guess I haven’t … why?

??? I Have a 14” –Give me a minute, I will send you a photo.

Me… Wow I am impressed!! ( Don’t know if it was really him or not)
14 Inches, well in 16 years in this business I have never seen anything that size.
Why don’t you bring that thing over here and I will take a photo of it for the cover of my book lol

?? … Your Book?? it’s gets 16 ½ when I am fully hard.

Me … Oh Okay Ha ha ha

?? What would you like to do with it??

Me… I would like to beat it with my paint stick or leather strap LOL

???... Wouldn’t you like to just jump on it and ride it all night long??

Me…. Hell NO, I don’t care what size it is…. I don’t do that and I am Not interested but I Have a Mare out back you can ride.

Needless to say he never came to see me!! 
 BOY  these guys and their BS!! BIG BRAGGERS!!
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Enjoy the Crazy comments!!