Sensual Massage or Man Scaping


Hello Guys, hope all is wonderful with you today! I hated leaving OC but I didn't move that far away. Only 25 miles from Orange so OC guys hope to hear from you soon. 
IE guys lucky for you I am in your area now. Why?
Because I Offer a dam good massage with lots of fun and excitement because I really enjoy what I do.

I know this is a long website but take your time going through it. Know who your going too and what they offer. I'm not a phony and I have some nice surprises.


How can I say this without 

implying something perverted even thought I 
am a big pervert at my age :) 

You will leave happy, smiling or relaxed because .... I'm funny, 
easy to talk too and I care about you! 
For those of you who ask do I only do butts? No!! I do a FULL body massage spending about 20+ mins on your butt (glut area) the rest of the time I am massaging you or teasing the crap out of you!!  
So I am a big tease there is nothing wrong with that!!  I really enjoy kissing on your face, cheeks, & neck, it's my favorite part- especially if you are clean shaven. I LOVE it. Come and see what I mean, it's really fun! 
I don't kiss below your waist...sorry. *
 Please request any issues or sore areas.


PLEASE READ EVERYTHING BEFORE CALLING ME...... 
I really get tired of Guys who ask me basic questions when everything is right here. It's worth 5 mins of your time so you don't look like a dumb ass... THANKS :)

MY LOCATION  N. Corona/Norco
I have a quite clean room and Yes it is in a PRIVATE HOME!  

Who Am I? 
 I am a classy, intelligent women.
  
 I also speak English!! 

 I Love People - any age or color or Race.

 I have been doing this work for over 20 yrs.

Author: The Penis Book "Best of Show" EBOOK coming soon
Consultant; On Relationships & Men's Health 

 I'm over 55 so if you are looking for a young lady call someone else.

I am NOT, dumb,  gullible or desperate. 

 I truly Love what I do and you will know that when you come to see me.

 I am VERY Playful and I love to kid around but I won't take any crap.  

The photos posted are the real me and current. 

MY PRICES ...   
 60 mins. Full Body Massage $120 cash
(30 mins on back and 30 on front

 45 mins  Full Body Massage  $100 cash
25 mins on back & 20 on front

 30 min;  Slam bam thank you ma'am $70 cash
15 mins on back & 15 on front
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 Call or Text after 
9 am  for same day appts....don't email me.

My Cell Number is below ....almost done keep reading!!

Days I Work ..... 
Monday to Friday is 11:00 to 5:00 pm

New time for late comers....
Wed. late night only til 6:30pm

Sat. 10:30 am to 1 pm only*  
call early at (9am don't wait til 12 to call)

NO SUNDAYS ..  I need 1 day off!!
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IMPORTANT... worst part of my job is this!!
MAKE SURE YOUR BUTT IS CLE
AN.... 

I will be massaging and putting my hand down around your butt crack so please be clean - nothing is worse than a smelly butt and hot oil :( 
I have baby wipes if you need them in the bathroom. 
My NOSE Thanks You.....

If you need a trim or shave I also offer Manscaping..
From your Head to Toes or Just Grooming your Private Area!
Check out my Man Scaping website... 
Click Here....www.losethehair.blogspot.com

5 Things I WON'T DO....... ******************************************************
  VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW!!! 
1.  I am NOT full service.

2.  I Don't offer oral sex. 


3. I Don't massage NUDE  

4.  NO! OUT CALLS or LATE EVENING CALLS.


5. If you call on a blocked or private number I probably won't answer because it's usually weirdos.  



   Please call during business hrs. thanks..
Not at 12 pm or 5 am, I am asleep.

Stop!!! One last important thing to read...

  
NO SHOWS!!  be respectful and call and cancel if you can't make it.  

Important Message: Don't be a Dumb Ass!!

 My hours are 11 to 5pm   Please, Don't call or text me at 9pm, Midnight-  1- 2 am or 3:30 am...    I'm NOT available. 
 Can you wait and call me in the morning after 9 am. to set up a time.   

 Reminder......... before you call me
1. Please call or text me in the morning after 9 am. with your NAME!! and Info of what U want.

2. It's Simple: If you are Texting me: tell me
  ( how long of a massage or what trimming u need. What fwy & what direction)

3. Look at my times & prices it's all here!
$120 -$100 or $70  - Times: 11am to 5pm

4. Look at where I am located and Google map it for distance, I am Not a GPS or know how long it's going to take you from LA.

Location is N. Corona/ Norco (zip 92880)

Approx. location:  is 
 91- North on 15 fwy exit 6th turn Left - turn Right on Hammer -

60 or 10 fwy south on 15 or 71 fwy  


91 East to 71 N exit Euclid turn Right then Right on Pine.

The Day of your appt. I will send you the address and directions.

   (480 347 7500 )  480 347 7500
carolcook49@gmail.com
480 347 7500

Thanks Carol --  Let's have fun !!


Man Scaping website... 



carolcook49@gmail.com for questions only NO appts thanks!


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FOR A GOOD LAUGH..... If this is you,  please don't take offense - just don't do it again!!!

Welcome to my world!!!

THEN GO TO WEBSITE FOR MORE LAUGHS!!
To all my blog followers I will be posting some more Dumb Ass 
stuff very soon.... it never ends :) 
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   BELOW READ ABOUT A BRAGGER...........

I GET A TEXT MESSAGE.......
??? I have a question for you. Have you ever seen a 14 inch penis?

Me.. No I guess I haven’t … why?

??? I Have a 14” –Give me a minute, I will send you a photo.

Me… Wow I am impressed!! ( Don’t know if it was really him or not)
14 Inches, well in 16 years in this business I have never seen anything that size.
Why don’t you bring that thing over here and I will take a photo of it for the cover of my book lol

?? … Your Book?? it’s gets 16 ½ when I am fully hard.

Me … Oh Okay Ha ha ha

?? What would you like to do with it??

Me… I would like to beat it with my paint stick or leather strap LOL

???... Wouldn’t you like to just jump on it and ride it all night long??

Me…. Hell NO, I don’t care what size it is…. I don’t do that and I am Not interested but I Have a Mare out back you can ride.

Needless to say he never came to see me!! 
 BOY  these guys and their BS!! BIG BRAGGERS!!
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