Sensual Massage or Man Scaping

 I Offer the best massage on Backpage because I LOVE it and it's so much fun. 

How can I say this without 
implying something perverted even thought I 
am a big pervert at my age :) 

You will leave happy, smiling or relaxed because .... I'm funny, 
easy to talk too and I care about you! 
For those of you who ask do I only do butts No!! I do a FULL body massage spending about 20+ mins on your butt (glut area)  

PLEASE READ EVERYTHING BEFORE CALLING ME...... THANKS :)
MY LOCATION is..... City of Orange {near 55 fwy & 22 fwy}

I have a quite clean room in my  PRIVATE HOME!

Who Am I? 
 I am a classy, intelligent women.  
 I also speak English!! 
 I Love People - any age or color or Race.
 I have been doing this work for over 16 yrs.
 I am NOT YOUNG I'm over 50 so if you are looking for a young lady call someone else.
I am NOT, dumb,  gullible or desperate. 
 I truly Love what I do and you will know that when you come to see me.
 I am VERY Playful and I love to kid around but I won't take any crap.   
The photos posted are the real me and current. 

MY PRICES ...   
 60 mins.  of my awesome time                     $120
 45 mins  of my fun & laughter is        $100
 30 min    Quick let's go I'm in a hurry          $70
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 Call or Text after 
8:30 am  for same day appts....

My Cell Number ....is below keep reading!!

Days I Work ..... 
Monday to Friday is 11:00 to 5:00 pm

*  Some Sat. 10:30 am to 1 pm only*  
call early at (9am don't wait to call)
NO SUNDAYS 
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IMPORTANT... worst part of my job is this!!
MAKE SURE YOUR BUTT IS CLE
AN.... 

I will be massaging and putting my hand down around your butt crack so please be clean - nothing is worse than a smelly butt and hot oil :( 
I have baby wipes if you need them in the bathroom. Thanks

I am a big tease there is nothing wrong with that!!  I really enjoy kissing on your face, cheeks, & neck, it's my favorite part- especially if you are clean shaven. I LOVE it.  You are not allowed to kiss me back but wanting something you can't have can be very exciting if it's done the right way which is what I am Great at.  
Pleasurable Torture I call it :)
I don't kiss below your waist...sorry. *
 Please request any issues or sore areas.

If you need a trim or shave I also offer Manscaping.. Check out my Man Scaping website... 
Click Here....www.losethehair.blogspot.com

5 Things I WON'T DO....... ******************************************************
  VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW!!! 
1. I am NOT full service and never will be!
2. I Don't offer anything oral
3. I Don't massage NUDE OR TOPLESS so please don't ask.  
4.  NO! OUT CALLS or LATE EVENING CALLS.
5. If you call on a blocked or private number be prepared to leave a number, NO Number No Massage!!

   Please call during business hrs. thanks..

Stop!!! One last important thing to read...
  
NO SHOWS!!  be respectful and call and cancel if you can't make it.  

Important Message: Don't be a Dumb Ass!!

   Please, Don't call or text me at Midnight-  1- 2 am or 3:30 am...    I'm asleep!! or at lease trying to sleep.
 Can you wait and call me in the morning after 8:30am.    I DON"T turn off my phone.  

 Just because my ad posts late .... DOESN'T MEAN I AM  AWAKE!! DON'T CALL 
COME ON GUYS   WHO CALLS A PERSON after Midnight???  DUMB ASSES THAT'S WHO......
My hours are 11 to 5pm  
Believe it or Not, I'm Not waiting to massage you in the middle of the night! 
Warning!! I will block your calls if you do it..  

My Phone is always on it RINGS!! & WAKES me up!! 

 Reminder......... before you call me

1. Please call me in the morning after 8:30 am. 
2. Know what you want and tell me up front
         ( how long of a massage or trimming?  exactly where)
3. Look at my times & prices it's all there
4. Location is Orange near 55 fwy & 22 fwy

   (480 347 7500
480 347 7500

Thanks Carol 
carolcook49@gmail.com for questions only NO appts thanks!

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FOR A GOOD LAUGH..... If this is you,  please don't take offense - just don't do it again!!!

Welcome to my world!!!

THEN GO TO WEBSITE FOR MORE LAUGHS!!
To all my blog followers I will be posting some more Dumb Ass 
stuff very soon.... it never ends :) 
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   BELOW READ ABOUT A BRAGGER...........

I GET A TEXT MESSAGE.......
??? I have a question for you. Have you ever seen a 14 inch penis?

Me.. No I guess I haven’t … why?

??? I Have a 14” –Give me a minute, I will send you a photo.

Me… Wow I am impressed!! ( Don’t know if it was really him or not)
14 Inches, well in 16 years in this business I have never seen anything that size.
Why don’t you bring that thing over here and I will take a photo of it for the cover of my book lol

?? … Your Book?? it’s gets 16 ½ when I am fully hard.

Me … Oh Okay Ha ha ha

?? What would you like to do with it??

Me… I would like to beat it with my paint stick or leather strap LOL

???... Wouldn’t you like to just jump on it and ride it all night long??

Me…. Hell NO, I don’t care what size it is…. I don’t do that and I am Not interested but I Have a Mare out back you can ride.

Needless to say he never came to see me!! 
 BOY  these guys and their BS!! BIG BRAGGERS!!
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